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24
May
If I had a brother and he treated me the way val treats zendaya, I’d be worried
STOP PRETENDING GUYS, IT’S OK, WE KNOW THE TRUTH
The Chmerkovskiy-Colemans shouting their love all around the world…
Let me introduce you the “Lil Sis” A.K.A. “Mrs. Chmerkovskiy” & “Big Bro” A.K.A. Mr. “Chmerkovskiy”… <3
Host: How does it feel to be made fun of by a 16 year old?
Val: The same way to would feel if any other person were making fun of me. I don’t think age is anywhere near my mind when we’re hanging out.
‘Nuff said.
23
May
Here’s Shaquille O’Neal eating a box of Krispy Kremes, set to Mariah Carey’s “We Belong Together”
Ok, I noticed that Zendaya Favorited this particular tweet.
This makes me feel whole again!
I think she is really going to miss him. I’m hoping he will feel the same way.
22
May
boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
(Source: hotanimegirl)
there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone
just let that sink in
(Source: sluttyteenwolf)
When you give someone your time, you are giving them a portion of your life that you’ll never get back. Your time is your life. That is why the greatest gift you can give someone is your time.
(Source: simply-quotes)
Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the strongest, happiest friendship in the person you fall in love with. Someone who speaks highly of you. Someone you can laugh with. The kind of laughs that make your belly ache, and your nose snort. The embarrassing, earnest, healing kind of laughs. Wit is important. Life is too short not to love someone who lets you be a fool with them. Make sure they are somebody who lets you cry, too. Despair will come. Find someone that you want to be there with you through those times. Most importantly, marry the one that makes passion, love, and madness combine and course through you. A love that will never dilute - even when the waters get deep, and dark.
(Source: mariaarroyo)
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!
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